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Forlorn Destrier
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:48:00 -
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ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time
respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR
ReGnUM PR
Funny, I was under the impression that Zitro didn't care about PC or anything to do with the "meta" of the game - that you would just be pawns (ahem mercenaries) of other corps. Fascinating.
EDIT: In seriousness, I rather enjoyed reading this - your PR skills, they are improving.  |
Forlorn Destrier
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:54:00 -
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SoTah Pawp wrote:Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. They went through mental evaluations 1v1 with the imperfects as a show of faith that we have there best interests in mind. Many were found to be too far gone into QG's clutches to be saved immediately and are currently being rehabilitated. We will not ask STB to pay for the lodgings and staff required to help these children - but let it be known they will be helped through the best doctors and psychologists we can find and will be sent back into normal society and there families. All efforts thus far have been slow and the children chant the phrase, "Yes master" when spoken too. SoTa PoP was very upset that not a single anime girl was found.
SoTa - you lack the tentacles anyway. |
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:12:00 -
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Nexus Tau wrote:ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time
respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR
ReGnUM PR This confirms that Imperfects have huge egos, It's just ONE district, somone can take it with little to no effort.
It's one district that they took on a whim. And by the way, I would love to see how easy it is for you to take the district from them. Imps are pretty good, last I checked, whereas I have never heard of you.
Don't get me wrong - I hate them. But I do respect them. |
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